AMERICANS: name every single canadian province
Hoenn Johto Kanto Sinnoh Unova Kalos
Nicki Minaj - I Luv Dem Strippers (verse)
this verse truly changed me.
so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.
he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’
That one time Tom Daley worked as a male escort…
That “one time”? please we all know his boyfriend pays him an allowance
Him: “You got kik?”
Me: “You got foreskin?”
Dolce & Gabbana S/S 2007 photographed by Francesco Carrozzini for 10 Magazine S/S 2007
i was funny once but it was an accident